it's jokes
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?”
Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”
I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Technoblade would love it here.
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was on a roll.
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.