it's jokes
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.
Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.
Guy #2: Why, what is it?
Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.
Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...
Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
My friend said to me, "How do you spell Tom?" and I said, "T-O-M-M." He said, "That's not how you spell 'it's Tom.' You have to take out one 'M'."
So I said, "But which one?"
Catholic men say eating broccoli is like anal sex.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart. I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
Why did the turkey suck my bacon? Because it wanted cum in its mouth.
I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!
Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke...
Butt fuck it.
This is a lot like anal sex.
You always miss 100% of the shots if you don't take it.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
I ran over my neighbor's cat last night, and I just want to say... that thing was fast! I had to run a red light to get it!
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!
Question: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Answer: Because there was a... crack in it!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! :)
The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)
You’re so lame, you don’t have a superpower!
"Yah, I do!"
Oh yeah? What is it?
"My diaphragm contracts and moves downwards into my chest cavity and my lungs expand!"
That’s breathing, Jim.
"NO IT’S NOT, JACOB, YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!"