it's jokes
Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
I was out to dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 47, had many people shouting at me and calling me a creep.
It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.