it's jokes
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"
Bob says, "Umm no."
Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
My cousin: Brother, I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile; however, I left it as it is].
Me: So tell me about it then.
My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi.
Me: Somebody? Don’t they have, like, the name of you opponents?
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I.
Me: Ok, my bad. Continue.
My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi, and 5 seconds later, I got kill[ed] by Sum_Fing_Wong.
Me: It’s not wrong! In Call of Duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed.
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G.
Me: My bad again. Do continue.
My cousin: I got so angry I blow[ed] up.
Me: So you got blowed up, by what weapon?
My cousin: By the game.
Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.