it's jokes
So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.
One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.
Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.