it's jokes
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.