it's jokes
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence." Anybody relate?
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.