it's jokes

Movie

  • Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3

    Asthma

  • My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.

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  • Self Harm

  • Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.

    Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.

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  • Car

  • Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.

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  • Sister

  • I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.

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  • Hamster

  • What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?

    Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

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  • Mom

  • Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

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