it's jokes

Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.

What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.

Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?

It was the Happy Meal.

How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?

All 3 of them.

Hockey for life!

You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?

Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.

I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!

“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.

I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.

It showed a picture of myself.

I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.

I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.

How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?

There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!

The amputee: -_-

Kid me: I lost my stick.

Teacher: No, you didn’t.

Kid me: How do you know that?

Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.

How does a priest purify water?

Boil the hell out of it!

Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.

When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"

The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.

Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"

God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"

Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.

A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."

Me: "I like it well done."

Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"