it's jokes
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?
A witch laughing its head off.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.