it's jokes

What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?

Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?

Special Forces.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??

Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.

My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.

Why did orphans want to commit a crime?

Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!

Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.

So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.

1 hour before:

So let me get...

Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!

Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*

What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?

It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.

Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.

Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.

Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?

Technoblade: Broke.

Is that my student?

Na! It is Jesus!

Is that a person over there?

Na, it's Jesus.

TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.

Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.

Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."