it's jokes
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
How do you get away with rape and incest in California?
Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Friend: I broke up with Sara.
Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.
Friend: How did her pussy feel?
Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.
Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!