it's jokes
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^