it's jokes
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.