it's jokes
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. ( ╹▽╹ )
Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!