it's jokes
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.
The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"
The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."
Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.