it's jokes

Mama

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Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!

Pig

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What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?

Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.

Failure

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How do you know if an Asian is a failure?

Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.

Dick

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My dick was in the book of world records.

But then the librarian asked me to take it out.

Rape

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A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.

The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"

KFC

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Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.

Deck

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Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

Mama

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Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.