IT jokes
Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
Why is September 11th the best birthday? No one forgets it!
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.