IT jokes
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how many you throw.
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I can see myself doing.
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.