IT jokes
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
wow
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.