IT jokes

I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.

What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.

I guess it was a bad delivery.

It’s true women do make less money than men.

But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It's not like they're going to tell their parents.

Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.

Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.

For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!

My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.

Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?

Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

Student: It's hot in here.

Teacher: That's because I'm in here.

Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.

Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!