Isnt jokes

Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.

What is not the definition of prostitution?

A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?

This isn’t a joke, but my name [is] Mr. Cheese.

What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?

One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.

If at first you don't succeed,

Maybe Russian Roulette isn't for you.

Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?

'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?

I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.

How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?

Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?

It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.

In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.

Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?

Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.

What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?

None fave. Foch heads.

Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.

What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?

Panera fed.

Credit to RogueRobot for this one:

What does Panera sleep in?

Panera bed.

Ok, so let me tell y'all the lore. Basically, what happened was there's these mfs called Rhys and a guy named Mobrur. Mobrur is a fish basically from Bangladesh and Israel, so he's just a fish because he's Netanyahu's cousin, and Liam is from Australia; he's just a white piece of crap.

Basically, what happened was they knocked up each other because they were drunk and jumping on Netanyahu's beer belly, and it was all just a mess. Rhys is trying to get child support and half property from Fish, but he won't give it because he is nasty and claiming what isn't his, and he said, "No one likes you." So to summarize it, he killed him and is in jail now.

And there he met Mooha and he turned straight, Alhamdulillah! EVERYONE SAY ALHAMDULILLAH! He became straight, then Mooha got knocked up in prison and the guards beat them and they died.

This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭

To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

All of them are married!

Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.

"Come on, take the camera!"

"Isn't it clear?"

"Well, look!"

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

Abortion isn't murder.

It's backspacing a typo.