Island jokes

Song

Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵

He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez

Video

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A YouTube video thumbnail featuring a man from The Lonely Island. The video title is "The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants (Official Video)". The video has 74 million views and was posted 10 years ago.

Island memes

Boycott

Jagged Zonkey · 6 months ago

Ever since convicted New York State felon Donald John Trump has taken office, the Canada-US border has been a mess of tariffs, counter-tariffs and boycotts.

And where does it end? I just got served a salad with 500 Islands in the dressing instead of a thousand. The price was the same.

Orphan

69 for 21 · 4 years ago

Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.

Kelly Clarkson

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)

Server

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A tweet shows a user, Maddie, stating, "You can't name a server full of Minecraft youtubers 'the island'." This is followed by a tweet from Quackity that says, "YOU'RE INVITED TO THE ISLAND." A photo shows what appears to be an invitation that says "TOP SECRET".

Hello Kitty Island Adventure

Shitpost master-general · 9 months ago

EPIC The Musical

Dish3rm3s_luvva9 · 2 months ago

A meme featuring a scene from the animated movie Tangled. Flynn Rider, labeled 'Calypso', stands in a lush green forest looking down. Rapunzel, labeled 'Odysseus crying abt not seeing his wife', is curled up on the grass with her head in her hands crying.

Backpack

Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a text message exchange. One person suggests playing a game, asking who the other would choose to be stranded with on a deserted island. The other person replies, "That's easy. Dora - that girl has everything in her backpack." The first person responds with sad emojis.

Rescue

Anonymous · 3 years ago

The image is a cartoon strip showing a woman on a beach, first forming the word "HELP" with stones on the sand, and then changing it to "HELP ME AND I WILL REMOVE MY BRA", in the last panel a plane is approaching the island.

Epstein's island

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Help

Breasts · 3 years ago

boobs

A comic strip shows a woman stranded on an island. In the first frame, she's gathering stones. In the second frame, the word 'HELP' is visible written on the beach. The third shows planes flying overhead and in the fourth, she is thinking. In the fifth panel she is gathering more stones. The last panel shows the word HELP as well as, "HELP ME AND I WILL REMOVE MY BRA" on the beach, while a plane is crashing and parachuters are falling nearby.

Dora

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii · 3 years ago

The image shows a Pokemon card with Dora as the character. It states that, "An island eater such as myself has always been fated to go hungry.", and the attack is called "Perfect Spanish" where Dora will talk in spanish, making the opponent confused.

Jeffrey Epstein

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 7 months ago

FNAE

A parody of the Five Nights at Freddy's start screen titled "FIVE NIGHTS AT EPSTEIN'S". The image shows a grainy background with the faces of Jeffrey Epstein, Donald Trump, and Stephen Hawking emerging from the static. Text on the screen includes "FIVE NIGHTS AT EPSTEIN'S", "> NEW GAME", "WEB PORT BY BREAD88", "GN-MATH.DEV", and "DISCORD.GG/GN-MATH".

Hawaii

Grizzlymilk · 3 years ago

The image shows a map of Hawaii with the text "HAWAII WAS A PEACEFUL NATION" above it. Below the map, there's a scene with a group of people with fire helmets. The text below it reads: "Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked."

Harry Potter

Centrebro · 3 years ago

HARRY POTTER MEMES

The image contains a collage of different scenes and text from the Harry Potter movies. In one image, Umbridge says 'ADMIT IT. YOU WANTED HER DEAD MORE THAN VOLDEMORT!' Another image contains Dumbledore saying 'I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS, BUT NO SPELL CAN REAWAKEN THE DEAD, HARRY. I TRUST YOU KNOW THAT. EXCEPT FOR THE TIME TURNER. WE'LL USE THAT TO SAVE BUCKBEAK.' Another image says 'Neville's parents... They suffered something worse than death. What?' Another image shows Voldemort with the text 'VOLDEMORT IS AFTER SOMETHING. SOMETHING HE DIDN'T HAVE LAST TIME. A NOSE?' Another image shows Harry and Ron with Hermione, and the text 'I HAVE MY ARMY' 'WE HAVE NOSES'. Another image shows a random woman saying 'ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RUN STRAIGHT INTO THAT BRICK WALL OVER THERE AND YOU'LL END UP ON PLATFORM 9 AND 3/4. RANDOM WOMAN YOU'VE JUST MET TELLS YOU TO RUN INTO A BRICK WALL IN ORDER TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE.' and 'SOUNDS LEGIT'. Another image asks 'Why is the Ravenclaw symbol an eagle? What other animal would you want it to be?'. and 'maybe, a Raven?'. The last image has the text 'HOW TO BUILD A PREST'

Jeffrey Epstein

Shitpost master-general · 9 months ago

Epstein was an Israeli Mossad agent

Object show

Wednesday · 3 years ago

Am I the only one here?

The image shows two panels. In the top panel, a character from an object show is shown with a sad face, representing the feeling of being the only one who knows about the shows. The text reads: 'When I'm the only kid in the school that knows object shows (Like bfdi or Inanimate Insanity).' The bottom panel shows the same character looking surprised and happy, with the text 'But when I'm walking down the hallway and then I see a kid I don't know wearing a Battle For Dream Island shirt.'

Epstein island

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A group of smiling celebrities are taking a selfie. The text says: "POV: You just came out of the shipping container on Epstein island."

Man

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows Vin Diesel with a finger to his lips above the cover art for "Hello Kitty Island Adventure" and the text "A real man never speaks ill of..."

Island memes

Community talk

bomb the bombing the 3rd

1 year ago

I'm on Epsteins island

Heroin Monkey

Poll · 2 years ago

1 night at the diddy party or 3 days on epsteins Island

end

2 years ago

Hello! I just joined this random website! I will post when I am able to, since I'm in my junior year of high school graduating early. The first thing I wanted to say was happy AAPI month! This is a month to celebrate Asian and Pacific Islanders in our community. Whoohoo!

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