Irony jokes

90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.

Ironic that this page is dead.

Three years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him since.

Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!

One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.

The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.

I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.

You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?

Answer:

These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!

How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.

I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\

I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.

Tbh they really left me hanging there.

I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"

Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.

"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.

I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.

Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.

I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.

Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......

Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?

Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?

What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?

Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.