Irony

Irony jokes

9/11

    • Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.

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    • Dark Humor

    • I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."

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    • Advice

    • I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.

    A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.

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    • Sunburn

    • The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.

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    • Thief

    • Police officers hope you’re a criminal.

    Doctors hope you get sick.

    Mechanics hope you get car troubles.

    But only thieves wish you prosperity.

    Weird?

    Covid19

    • Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...

    Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...

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    • Counselor

    • The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.

    "I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.

    "Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.

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    • Shirt

    • 90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.

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    • Bullying

    • One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.

    The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.

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    • Depression

    • I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\

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    • Suicide

    • I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.

    Tbh they really left me hanging there.

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