Irony jokes

One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.

The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.

I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.

You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?

Answer:

These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!

How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.

I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\

I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.

Tbh they really left me hanging there.

I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"

Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.

"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.

I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.

I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.

Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......

Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?

What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?

Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.

I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin and whispered, "Whose late now?"

A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.

When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"

The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.

Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"

God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"

What's the depressed person's favorite song?

Van Halen - Jump

The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!

I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.

I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.

When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.