It must not be a good suicide story if you can tell it.
Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?
Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.
I was sad, so I called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
MY grandfather said that is was to reliant on technology i called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.
haha my life is a joke, but it aint funny
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday", then they want to give you a spanking.
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.
I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."
Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants... I hope they're happy now.
Who needs April Fools?
When your whole life is a joke?
Kid asks, "What is dark humor?" Me *points*, "See that guy across the street..." Kid: "I can't... I'm blind." Me: "Exactly."
Tried to kill myself today using a bungee cord, I kept ALMOST dying.
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "now were not even allowed to do that."
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke:")
Hey, can't wait to meet you! So join the crippling depression family!!
It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.
