Irony jokes
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
Police officers hope you’re a criminal.
Doctors hope you get sick.
Mechanics hope you get car troubles.
But only thieves wish you prosperity.
Weird?
My aunt used to say, "Slow and steady wins the race." She died in a fire.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."
She died in a fire.
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.
"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.
"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
Ironic that this page is dead.
Three years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him since.
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\
I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.
Tbh they really left me hanging there.
I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.