My doctor told me, "Time heals wounds."
So I stabbed him.
Now we wait...
My doctor told me, "Time heals wounds."
So I stabbed him.
Now we wait...
Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)