Me: spreading positivity.
Everyone else at the HIV testing center.
Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
MY grandfather said that is was to reliant on technology i called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much, so I unplugged his life support. Luckily, I remember his last words: "You little bastard!"
I was going to kill them with kindness, but then I realized using a knife is a lot faster.
Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.