My memes are ironic, but my depression is chronic.
Recently I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker down town in Manhattan, New York thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.
In a cruel twist of Irony Stephen Hawkins Favourite song was "I've got the power".
*on a date*
me - "I get to work with animals all day."
her - "How sweet! What do you do?"
me - "I'm a butcher."
My friends used to poke me at weddings and say, "You're next."
So I started poking them at funerals and saying, "You're next" to my friends.
I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
