Irony

Irony jokes

FIRST DATE

Man: "I work with animals every day." Woman: "Oh, how sweet! What is it that you do?" Man: "I'm a butcher..."

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.

One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.

I was sad, so I called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.

Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.

It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.

Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.