Internet jokes

Why did he quit the internet?

People kept on (rick) rolling him.

I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.

Because I am an orphan.

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

"Dees nutz, got 'em!"

Everyone put your age here.

What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?

The Twin Towers gave up and let down.

Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?

A: Because they get liked.

We are close to beating the world record of comments on this website (171). Right now, there are 155, so put more comments!

What is black, white, and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.

A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"

The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."

Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.

Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

I made a website for orphans.

It has no home page.

Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?

'Cause they can't make it family friendly.

My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

Make this post have 1000 comments.

Like if you wanna have sex.

Why are birds good at social media?

Because they "tweet" all the time!?

A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.

For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.