Internet jokes

Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?

A: Because they get liked.

We are close to beating the world record of comments on this website (171). Right now, there are 155, so put more comments!

What is black, white, and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.

A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"

The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."

Xd.

Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.

All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.

Go to soyjak.party for the funniest memes and soyjaks.

What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?

The windows we watch through.

Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."

Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"

Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.

Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?

I made a website for orphans.

It has no home page.

What is the email password of a black person?

"watermelon"

Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?

'Cause they can't make it family friendly.

My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

Like if you wanna have sex.

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