Internet jokes

Everyone put your age here.

I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.

Where do spiders commit crimes?

The Dark Web.

Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?

A: Because they get liked.

We are close to beating the world record of comments on this website (171). Right now, there are 155, so put more comments!

Xd.

What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?

The windows we watch through.

Go to soyjak.party for the funniest memes and soyjaks.

All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.

Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."

Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"

Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.

Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.

Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

I made a website for orphans.

It has no home page.

Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?

'Cause they can't make it family friendly.

My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

Make this post have 1000 comments.

Like if you wanna have sex.

Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.