Internet jokes

Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.

Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.

Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.

Xd.

Go to soyjak.party for the funniest memes and soyjaks.

What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?

The windows we look through.

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.

I made a website for orphans.

It has no home page.

What is the email password of a black person?

"watermelon"

Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?

'Cause they can't make it family friendly.

My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

Make this post have 1000 comments.

Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.

TommyInnit is a joke.

Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.

A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.

For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.

Why are birds good at social media?

Because they "tweet" all the time!?

I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.