Internet jokes

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.

Because I am an orphan.

"Dees nutz, got 'em!"

Xd.

Everyone put your age here.

Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?

A: Because they get liked.

Where do spiders commit crimes?

The Dark Web.

What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?

The Twin Towers gave up and let down.

What is black, white, and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.

We are close to beating the world record of comments on this website (171). Right now, there are 155, so put more comments!

A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"

The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."

To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.

Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

I made a website for orphans.

It has no home page.

Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?

'Cause they can't make it family friendly.

My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

Like if you wanna have sex.

Make this post have 1000 comments.

Why are birds good at social media?

Because they "tweet" all the time!?