Internet jokes

"Dees nutz, got 'em!"

What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?

The Twin Towers gave up and let down.

Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?

A: Because they get liked.

Where do spiders commit crimes?

The Dark Web.

I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.

Everyone put your age here.

What is black, white, and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.

A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"

The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."

Xd.

We are close to beating the world record of comments on this website (171). Right now, there are 155, so put more comments!

Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.

I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.

Because I am an orphan.

Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.

I made a website for orphans.

It has no home page.

Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?

'Cause they can't make it family friendly.

My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

Make this post have 1000 comments.

Like if you wanna have sex.