Internet Jokes

Everyone put your age here.

Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.

Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.

we did it, boys

A group of people dressed in dark clothes are at a gravesite. In the foreground, a tombstone is visible with the text "Ashton's account" written on it. In front of the grave, one person kneels with a smile while making a peace sign with two fingers. Over that person, the word "everyone" is written.

I made a website for orphans.

It has no home page.

Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?

'Cause they can't make it family friendly.

My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

stephen hawkng isnt dead his update is just laggy because he is too far from the wifi box

A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.

For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.

TommyInnit is a joke.

Why are birds good at social media?

Because they "tweet" all the time!?

Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.

I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.