Internet jokes
I have no problem getting dates online. Iâve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
We are close to beating the world record of comments on this website (171). Right now, there are 155, so put more comments!
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. Iâm addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I donât follow you..."
Memes
Bruhh found out
Xd.
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
Whatâs the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
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Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesnât have a home page.
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
I made a website for orphans.
It has no home page.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
Make this post have 1000 comments.
Like if you wanna have sex.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?