Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
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Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no home page.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
Make this post have 1000 comments.
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
TommyInnit is a joke.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
