Internet jokes

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What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.

What does lmao mean?

Launch Missiles at orphanage.

Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.

Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."

Me: *posts random joke about a duck*

That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."

That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."

Bro it’s a joke...

Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!

I found out how to gain millions of followers.

Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.

Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?

What is the email password of a black person?

"watermelon"

So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.

I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.

Go to soyjak.party for the funniest memes and soyjaks.

All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.

What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?

The windows we watch through.

Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.

Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."

Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"

Why did he quit the internet?

People kept on (rick) rolling him.