Internet jokes

I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.

What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?

You just got fruit-rolled.

What does lmao mean?

Launch Missiles at orphanage.

What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.

Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.

Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!

All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.

I found out how to gain millions of followers.

Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.

So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.

I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.

I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.

Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.

I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.

Because I am an orphan.

Ayo, who's online :')

Why did he quit the internet?

People kept on (rick) rolling him.

"Dees nutz, got 'em!"

Everyone put your age here.

We are close to beating the world record of comments on this website (171). Right now, there are 155, so put more comments!

Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?

A: Because they get liked.

Where do spiders commit crimes?

The Dark Web.