Internet

Internet Jokes

Emo

All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.

Idiot

Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?

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  • Egg

    So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.

    I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.

    Eye

    Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.

    Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.

    Date

    I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.

    Orphan

    I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.

    Because I am an orphan.

    Comment

    We are close to beating the world record of comments on this website (171). Right now, there are 155, so put more comments!

    Twitter

    A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"

    The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."

    Wikipedia

    Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."

    Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"

    Toaster

    Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.

    Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.