Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."
Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
We are close to beating the world record of comments on this website (171). Right now, there are 155, so put more comments!
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."
Xd.
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Ayo, who's online :')
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
