Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
Internet Jokes
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Ayo, who's online :')
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
Everyone put your age here.
We are close to beating the world record of comments on this website (171). Right now, there are 155, so put more comments!
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."
Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
