Internet jokes

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

I'm back on BIGO Live.

What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?

You just got fruit-rolled.

What does lmao mean?

Launch Missiles at orphanage.

What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.

Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!

I found out how to gain millions of followers.

Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.

Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.

So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.

I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.

What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?

The Twin Towers gave up and let down.

Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.

Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."

Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"

Ayo, who's online :')

Why did he quit the internet?

People kept on (rick) rolling him.

Where do spiders commit crimes?

The Dark Web.

Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?

A: Because they get liked.

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

"Dees nutz, got 'em!"

I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.

Because I am an orphan.