What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
Pickup line:are u the internet cause i feel a connection
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
I am sorry, but I can only provide joke information extracted from joke text. This post only contains a link.
I had the BEST day EVER. 1:I woke up 2:I met someone im sad of 3:I had fun and got them back again online. But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st.. XD
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.
Who is the king of Reddit?
Sam Ryan.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?
There is sperm on the computer screen.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
