What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
Internet Jokes
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
A guy starts texting a cute girl and asks her to give him her phone number so he can call her. The girl says, "OK, but you have to transfer mobile balance to my number. Then I am gonna be your girlfriend and will meet you somewhere." He transfers her the balance and calls her, but it turns out the girl was actually a guy making him a fool. He blocked him.
The next day, he was very angry about himself being a fool, so he thought he'd do the same. He makes a fake girl account and starts texting with some random guy, and then he asks that guy to send him balance. Suddenly, his father came into his bedroom and asked, "Son, can you send me some balance? I am gonna send you cash after sometime." That guy looks at his father with suspicious eyes, and then he calls that random number. Suddenly his father's phone starts ringing......
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"
"Wait! I can explain everything!"
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
On reddit now. u/Long-Cat-4047. Also email is heavenskala1@gmail.com or Gowiththeflow349@gmail.com
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
You people who look at this sight, shame on you, fucking idiots!
What is this website?
TommyInnit is a joke.
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
If I die, delete my search history.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
