Internet jokes

What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!

I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!

I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.

Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.

My brother when he sees a girl.

What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"

"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

Why does an orphan hate the internet?

Because he's always on the homepage.

Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.

I made a website for orphans.

It does not have a home page.

Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰

POV: It's a rapists' groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD.

lolo.

Me lol.

Any girls on here?

What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.

Pop-up. P

Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.

"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."

I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.

I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.