This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
All my jokes are cries for help.
INCLUDING THIS ONE.
So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.
One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Baby > commits start breathing.
Mom > commits abort.
Baby > commits ohshit.exe
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
Rules of Dark humor:
1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that.
I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
- Sincerely, Zane
My memes are ironic, but my depression is chronic.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...
Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
