Internet culture jokes

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What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?

One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.

Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...

J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*

A Joking keggar is where I get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.

Okay, y'all ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo

What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?

A DG (dee gay)

What does lava use when it can't walk properly?

A volCANEo

What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?

They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)

What is Satan's favorite DJ?

MarshHELLo

What do neck breakers use?

Snapchat

What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?

Instagraham crackers

Is this the last joke?

No

What is similar between a dog and my ex?

They are both commonly known as bitches

What number has a flu from a pig?

Nine flu (swine flu)

What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?

BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Who is the best anime girl?

Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank

Why did Sally get caned?

Because old men hurriCANED.

That was all

OR WAS IT?

Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)

I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.

Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."

Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

My Countryhumans OC, Sahara, is the daughter of France and Soviet. When people ask why, I tell them it was the gendersnapped version of my parents making me. France (my dad) was drunk and Soviet (my mom) was being horny. Then they judge me, so I judge them with a knife to the chest 47 times.

This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.

How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?

You turn off the WiFi router.

All my jokes are cries for help.

INCLUDING THIS ONE.

So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.

One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"

My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?

what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.

"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"

Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).

Sub to KYMBO or you are gay.

Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!

On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."

If museums are full of dead things...

Then why aren't there any memes inside them?

Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?

Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.