New Internet Culture Jokes - Page 7

My Countryhumans OC, Sahara, is the daughter of France and Soviet. When people ask why, I tell them it was the gendersnapped version of my parents making me. France (my dad) was drunk and Soviet (my mom) was being horny. Then they judge me, so I judge them with a knife to the chest 47 times.

This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.

How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?

You turn off the WiFi router.

All my jokes are cries for help.

INCLUDING THIS ONE.

So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.

One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"

My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?

what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.

"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"

Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).

Sub to KYMBO or you are gay.

Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!

On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."

If museums are full of dead things...

Then why aren't there any memes inside them?

Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?

Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.

I entered Kian's house. At the top of the stair, I was greeted by my greatest fantasy, JOHN. He said in a manly tone, "Hello there." I walked slowly up the stairs and greeted him back. As I walked past his room, I felt uneasy. I walked into Kian's room to find no one. I turned around and gasped. John is standing there, a bulge had appeared and poked me as he got nearer. He pushed me onto Kian's bed. The bed was that bad it broke as I fell onto it. John says, "A broken bed is nothing to worry about." I look up at him in disbelief, he's more masculine than I thought. He thrust himself onto me, his crotch area sticky to the touch. He then ripped a fart as he bent over, at this point I knew it was too late John, the fart he ripped (sticky to the touch) had me so in shock I wasn't ready for what was next, he picked and jumped on my head ripping the most monstrous, enormous, deadly, sticky to the touch fart I'd ever seen, it knocked me out. I awoke to find I was in the WALLS. I looked out to find I was in the glory hole, my worst nightmare had become reality, I fully understood my purpose in life was to the holy glory hole, I heard "GRANDAD CAN I GET SOME V-BUCK" I then knew I was in for some Kian treats.

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