Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.
1 like = 1 kid in the bed with me.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
Technoblade would love it here.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
