Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.
1 like = 1 kid in the bed with me.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
Technoblade would love it here.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
