Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
Roblox usernames be like: "25k_baddieee."
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
"I'm a little piss baby!" -Dream
like if you know someone that is emo.
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
