Internet culture jokes
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.
1 like = 1 kid in the bed with me.
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
Technoblade would love it here.
Do a neck reveal.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.