Canada has free health care, here is a link to some Canada Facts! https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada
Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!
So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
I was talking to a beaver about my life. I don't think he really gave a dam about it at all.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.
A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.
Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
I used to be a banker...
But then I lost interest.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
