Interest jokes
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
I love balls, bro. So do you.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
OMG, you wanna hear a joke?
Nah, I don't care.
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.