Interest jokes

Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.

Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.

Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.

I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!

I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.

I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.

This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.

Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!

Q. Which game does necro like the most?

Into the dead part 1.

What is an Emo's favorite movie?

"Suicide Squad."

Like if you love food!

Hello 🤩 I'm here to ask, are there more doors or wheels? Like for doors, dislike for wheels. Comment for your reasons. I'm interested to see what will happen.

Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?

A: Not very interesting.

What is an emo's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.

What is an emo's favorite game?

Hangman.

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If you like penis.

What is a photographer's favorite card game?

SNAP!

I like dicks... sporting goods.

What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?

"To bee or not to bee."

What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.

What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?

I don't know! I don't care!

Cool little titbit.

What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?

A chess-nut.

What's the one game emos hate?

Cut the rope.