An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator.
"Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $30."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100."
The woman, slightly annoyed, gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
Anybody wanna chat? I’m bored.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?
Him: No, have you seen where it is?
Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.
Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?
Ok, there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now. Whoever that is, wanna chat? (I'm just bored)
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.
Akeld: All I want to do is mess with Gwen!
Gwen: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Akeld: NOT EVER!
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive” or something like goddam. Just take that shit somewhere else. Smfh.
Watersharky pega Gwen.
The emo kid wanted a high five. I left him hanging, so did the tree.
"Gwen, can we talk..."
The woman saw a cute lookin' cop. She had pulled up right next to him and said, "Hey, can I get your number?" He said, "Yeah, it's 911," and drove off.
Alya and freshfry talking.
Me and freshfry talking.
Alex, respond to me, please! LOL
A depressed kid tried to give a tree a high-five, but the tree left him hanging.
