Interaction jokes
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
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The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
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I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
Hey, talk to me here!
"Twins sitting in class."
Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."