Intelligence

Intelligence jokes

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?

To make up her mind.

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."

If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the top of your ego then jump to your IQ.

I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.