No one is smart. I am smart.
Intelligence Jokes
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Pillsbury was a fruit.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the top of your ego then jump to your IQ.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.
You have more chin than brain cells!
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Me: I'm retarded.
Teacher: Why?
Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."
