Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
1+1? Too hard.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to be smart, or you're just an ass.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
why are fish smart
they live in a school
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
