Intelligence jokes

You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.

I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.

I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.

Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.

What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D

What do you call someone smart and dead?

Stephen Hawking...

Your mum is stupid, just like you.

Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.

Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.

Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.

Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?

To make up her mind.

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.

I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded.