Intelligence jokes

Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."

Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.

Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.

CIA: Where's your head at?

JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.

Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.

Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.

Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.

Yo mama so stupid, she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.

What went up but never came down?

Stephen Hawking's IQ.

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!

I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.