Insult jokes

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Answer: Your mom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like your's belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you.

Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."

Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.

My girlfriend called me pedophile today.

Big word for a 12-year-old.

Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.

If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.

Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.

Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.

Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.

Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.

Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.

Me: You stupid. Guy: You straight. Me: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.

What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!

What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?

"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"

So, two kids argued and insulted each other.

KID 1: "Your dad left because he didn't want you, so why don't you kill yourself?"

KID 2: "Well, your dad already killed himself because he didn't want you."

The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.

I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.

It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."