Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
So, two kids argued and insulted each other.
KID 1: "Your dad left because he didn't want you, so why don't you kill yourself?"
KID 2: "Well, your dad already killed himself because he didn't want you."
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, I said that's a big word for a seven year old.
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.
