Insult jokes

Me: You stupid. Guy: You straight. Me: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.

Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.

What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!

Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.

Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.

If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.

Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.

My girlfriend called me pedophile today.

Big word for a 12-year-old.

Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.

So, two kids argued and insulted each other.

KID 1: "Your dad left because he didn't want you, so why don't you kill yourself?"

KID 2: "Well, your dad already killed himself because he didn't want you."

What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?

"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"

The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.

I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.

I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."

My girlfriend called me a pedophile, I said that's a big word for a seven year old.

I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.

It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."

You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.