Insult jokes

Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.

Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.

Me: You stupid. Guy: You straight. Me: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.

If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.

My girlfriend called me pedophile today.

Big word for a 12-year-old.

Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.

Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.

Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.

What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!

So, two kids argued and insulted each other.

KID 1: "Your dad left because he didn't want you, so why don't you kill yourself?"

KID 2: "Well, your dad already killed himself because he didn't want you."

What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?

"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"

The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.

I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.

My girlfriend called me a pedophile, I said that's a big word for a seven year old.

I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.

It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."

You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.

I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.

Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.