Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Insult Jokes
If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.
What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!
So, two kids argued and insulted each other.
KID 1: "Your dad left because he didn't want you, so why don't you kill yourself?"
KID 2: "Well, your dad already killed himself because he didn't want you."
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, I said that's a big word for a seven year old.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.
