Insult jokes

Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.

Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.

Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.

Me: You stupid. Guy: You straight. Me: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.

Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.

Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.

Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.

What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!

What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?

"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"

So, two kids argued and insulted each other.

KID 1: "Your dad left because he didn't want you, so why don't you kill yourself?"

KID 2: "Well, your dad already killed himself because he didn't want you."

The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.

I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.

My girlfriend called me a pedophile, I said that's a big word for a seven year old.

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.

I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."

It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."

I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.

You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.

Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.