Insult jokes

Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.

Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.

Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.

Me: You stupid. Guy: You straight. Me: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.

If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.

My girlfriend called me pedophile today.

Big word for a 12-year-old.

Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.

Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.

Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.

What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!

So, two kids argued and insulted each other.

KID 1: "Your dad left because he didn't want you, so why don't you kill yourself?"

KID 2: "Well, your dad already killed himself because he didn't want you."

What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?

"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"

The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.

I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.

My girlfriend called me a pedophile, I said that's a big word for a seven year old.

I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.

It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."

You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.

I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.