Insult jokes

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Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:

"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣

You learn from mistakes!

That's why you're an only child!

What do you call a gay cactus?

A "prick."

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

A chopping board.

You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.

So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.

Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.

Anyways, she cried lol.

Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.

What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.

Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

Wife: Aww, thanks.

Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.

You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.

Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.

Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.

Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.

Bully: u_u ......

Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

What’s another name for a cow?

You... cause you're fat.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."