Insult jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like your's belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you.

Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."

Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.

Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.

My girlfriend called me pedophile today.

Big word for a 12-year-old.

Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.

What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!

If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.

Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.

Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.

Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.

Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.

Me: You stupid. Guy: You straight. Me: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.

What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?

"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"

So, two kids argued and insulted each other.

KID 1: "Your dad left because he didn't want you, so why don't you kill yourself?"

KID 2: "Well, your dad already killed himself because he didn't want you."

The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.

I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.

I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.

I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."

You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.