Insult jokes
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and your mom?
A suicide bomber doesn't abort their mission like your mom did when she had you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
"Kill yourself."
"Kill me yourself, pussy."
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
You're so ugly!
Yo mama's ass is maddddd crusty!
I’m a paki nonse.
Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,
Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.
Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?
Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.