Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you.
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
Are these good?
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Your mom.
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like your's belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you.
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.
What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!
Me: You stupid. Guy: You straight. Me: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.
