Insult jokes

Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.

Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.

Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."

I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?

A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.

Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."

Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you.

1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!

2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!

3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!

4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!

If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!

Are these good?

What do you call a vagina with teeth?

A vicious cunt.

Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!

What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.

My girlfriend called me a pedophile, I said that's a big word for a seven year old.

I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Answer: Your mom.