Insult jokes
My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Yo Mama so dumb, she needs 10 explanation bears to understand you.
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?
Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
“In yo mama.”
Your face and your life.
Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.
I fucked your girl.
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
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