Insult jokes

Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.

Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.

Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."

Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.

What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...

Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!

Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you.

1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!

2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!

3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!

4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!

If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!

Are these good?

What do you call a vagina with teeth?

A vicious cunt.

Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!

What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.

I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Answer: Your mom.

Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like your's belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you.

Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.

Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.