Insult jokes
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.
Memes
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you.
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
Are these good?
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Your mom.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like your's belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you.
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
Me: You stupid. Guy: You straight. Me: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.
What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!