I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Insult Jokes
Your mom #69.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
Eat my ass!
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Yo mama!
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
