Insult jokes
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
You. You're a joke.
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
I call my dad a motherfucker because he fucked his mom.
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
You have more chin than brain cells!
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!