Insult jokes
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Doin' ya mom oh yeah oh yeah, doin' doin' ya mom!
Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.