Insult jokes
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.
Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!
[Image of Gwen]
Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
look at me and your mom
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
@M3GAN fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfucufkcucufkcuckfucufkcufcfufkcufkcuckfucufkf you
Yo mama!
Autistic spesh people are drongos.
I sucked your mom's anus.
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
Girl: You are gay.
Boy: Who says I’m gay?
Girl: You ARE GAY!
Boy: You are lesbian.
Crowd: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH