My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
Your mom #69.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
Eat my ass!
Yo mama!
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!
Jimmy: Your mom is gay.
Me: No, you.
Jimmy: I have no mom.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
