Insult jokes
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
Memes
(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
Eat my ass!
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Yo mama!
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."