Insult jokes
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My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
Memes
(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
Eat my ass!
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Yo mama!
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."