Insult jokes

It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.

You. You're a joke.

What is a cow on two legs?

Yo mama!

Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.

John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.

"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"

It’s me back at it again.

The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!

My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!

Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.

1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.

2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.

3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.

4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.

5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.

7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.

8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.

9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.

10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?

11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.

12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.

What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?

You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!

Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.

Eat my ass!

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.

Your mom #69.