Insult

Insult jokes

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  • Pole

    My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.

    Memes

    Sigma

    (The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol

    A drawing of a white rabbit with sunglasses on, with text that says 'sigma sigma boy rabbit', also music notes are drawn over the rabbit's head.

    Girl

    Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.

    Teacher: Why are you late!

    Girl: I need my beauty sleep.

    Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.

    Ranga

    What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?

    A Brick can get laid.

    Bitch

    You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.

    Roast

    Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"

    Slut

    I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

    Mama

    Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."

    Face

    Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

    Rose

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.

    Spider-Man

    A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."