Insult jokes

Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.

Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.

(Also, I banged ya mum ;))

Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.

(Bully) Boy, you ugly!

(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.

Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.

"Sticks and stones break my bones."

A crowbar does it so much quicker.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.

My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.

You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)

Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.

-E-

Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

Wife: Aww, thanks.

Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."

Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!

Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.

Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.

Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.

Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.