Insult jokes

It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.

Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.

Pick up lines.

"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"

"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."

When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.

What can change color and get beat up?

You.

A girl called me ugly.

So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.

Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!

Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.

Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.

(Also, I banged ya mum ;))

Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.

“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”

The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.

My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."