Insult jokes

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.

When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.

Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.

What can change color and get beat up?

You.

Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!

Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.

Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.

(Also, I banged ya mum ;))

Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.

“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”

Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.

Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.

(Bully) Boy, you ugly!

(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.

Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.

Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.

If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.