Insult jokes

What can change color and get beat up?

You.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.

Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!

Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.

Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.

(Also, I banged ya mum ;))

If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.

(Bully) Boy, you ugly!

(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.

Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.

Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.

Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.

Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."

You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)

Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!

"Sticks and stones break my bones."

A crowbar does it so much quicker.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.

Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.

Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.