Insult jokes

You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.

Pick up lines.

"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"

"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.

A girl called me ugly.

So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.

When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔

Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.

What can change color and get beat up?

You.

Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!

Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.

Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.

(Also, I banged ya mum ;))

I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.

Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!

Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.

The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.