Insult jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.

Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.

When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔

Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

What can change color and get beat up?

You.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.

Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!

Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.

Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.

(Also, I banged ya mum ;))

I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."

“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”

Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!

If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.

(Bully) Boy, you ugly!

(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.

Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.

Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.

Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.