Insult jokes

Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!

Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"

A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.

Wanna hear a joke?

Your face.

Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.

What do you call a pissed off midget?

A micro-aggression.

Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!

Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!

What's the definition of a bastard?

Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!

I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.

Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.

Joe Mama!

Your mom is a joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."

Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.

Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.

TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!

To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.