Insult jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.

When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.

What can change color and get beat up?

You.

Pick up lines.

"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"

"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."

Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!

Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.

Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.

(Also, I banged ya mum ;))

Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!

Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

Wife: Aww, thanks.

Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.

You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)

"Sticks and stones break my bones."

A crowbar does it so much quicker.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.

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Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."