Insult jokes

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.

Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔

Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.

What can change color and get beat up?

You.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.

Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!

Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.

Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.

(Also, I banged ya mum ;))

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.

My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.

Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.

Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.