Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
