Insult

Insult jokes

Wall

Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!

Orphan

Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.

(Also, I banged ya mum ;))

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  • Hairline

    (Bully) Boy, you ugly!

    (Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.

    Memes

    Finger

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.

    Gay

    My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."

    Yo mama

    Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

    Mom

    Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.

    Ceiling

    You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)

    Husband

    Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

    Wife: Aww, thanks.

    Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.

    Mama

    Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."

    Mama

    Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!