Insult jokes

Your mom.

You are so dumb.

You got a pig head!

Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

Looks dragon!

Draggin' these nuts across yo face!

"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."

Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.

You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

Dude, ABC, what comes next?

Kid: A big fat noob.

I'm not gay, dick.

Your mom gay.

Where are you right now?

Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.

Fuck nugget!

You're a bish, and you are too!

Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.

Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.

My friend: Yo stupid.

Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?

My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*

Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.