Insult jokes
Your mum!
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, donβt at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. π
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. π΅
Memes
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Beans, your mum is fat!
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Your mom is a joke.
Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.
You got a pig head!
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
You are so dumb.
Your mom.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."