Insult jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.

Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.

What operating system do Indian scammers use?

"Window licker XP."

Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.

Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.

Sans: Kid, I will kill you.

Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!

Your mum!

Your face.

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?

She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"

To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"

Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.

Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!

1, 2 you built like a dork.

3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.

Gaykelyu

I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.

Why do you stink?

Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.

Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!

Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.

I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!

If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.