Insult jokes
Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.
I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.
Gaykelyu
Hello, Goodbye
Fuck nugget!
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
This joke is short... like your dick!
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.