Insult jokes
Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."
Trashy pig woman: "Why?"
Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
Your mom gay.
Ur mum gay, lul.
Eat my butt.
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
When some1 talks shit about you, simply say, "I'm surprised that your teeth aren't brown from all the shit talking you do"
What am I doing?
Your mom.
Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
🌵funking prick!
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Your face.
Your mum!
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.