Insult jokes
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
Gaykelyu
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
I'm not gay, dick.
Fuck nugget!
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
You're a bish, and you are too!
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Your mom gay.