Insult jokes
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Memes
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Beans, your mum is fat!
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.