Insult jokes
Eat my butt.
I fucked your mum!
Them: "You're ugly."
Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
You're a bish, and you are too!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
Wanna hear a joke?
Your face.
Your face.
Yo mama!
Your life.
Cunt.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
your mom
Want to hear a joke?
Your face.
Which sex position produces the ugliest children?
Go ask your mother.
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."
Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.