Insult jokes

My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."

Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up.

Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.

Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?

A pap smear.

Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.