Insult jokes
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ.
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Kill yourself!
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
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What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
Eat my butt.
I fucked your mum!
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Them: "You're ugly."
Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
You're a bish, and you are too!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
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Wanna hear a joke?
Your face.
Your face.
Yo mama!
Your life.
Cunt.
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Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
your mom