Q.What makes music on your hair?
A. A head band!
what do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist
Why don’t violists play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them.
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?" "It was only the Bass!"
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
-P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad
I bought a wooden whistle. I tried soo hard, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel one. It steel wooden let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It steel wooden lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes. So the wood lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....
What do you call a mushroom that makes music? - a decomposer
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player? The frog might be on his way to a gig!
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Cuz it forgot which key to use!
Q. What do you use on your tuba when it breaks
A. A tuba-glue
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of peoples houses? They can’t find the key and don’t know when to come in.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
Why didn't the drummer play? ....... because he got a percussion.
What is michael Jackson's favorite instrument, a small skin flute
What's a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A Trombone.
I'm taking a taking a guitar lesson at school, my band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar, i Asked him if that was a fret
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An Donald Trumpet!
