Instrument jokes
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
Make like a drum and beat it!
You can tune a guitar, but you can鈥檛 tuna fish.
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
I bought a wooden whistle. I tried so hard, but it wouldn't whistle.
So I bought a steel one. It still wouldn't let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It still wouldn't lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes, so the wood would lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"
A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum-tsssh!
What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa.