What's Trump's favourite instrument A TRUMPet!!!
I bought a wooden whistle. I tried soo hard, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel one. It steel wooden let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It steel wooden lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes. So the wood lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....
What do you call a mushroom that makes music? - a decomposer
Q. What do you use on your tuba when it breaks
A. A tuba-glue
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of peoples houses? They can’t find the key and don’t know when to come in.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player? The frog might be on his way to a gig!
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Cuz it forgot which key to use!
Why didn't the drummer play? ....... because he got a percussion.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
-P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad
What's a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A Trombone.
I'm taking a taking a guitar lesson at school, my band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar, i Asked him if that was a fret
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An Donald Trumpet!
What is michael Jackson's favorite instrument, a small skin flute
What instrument do orphans play? The sax-alone
You need to play a bflat not a c sharp, you just got band!!
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
make like a drum and beat it
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested? For fingering the minor.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road? Organ harvesting
