Instrument jokes
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
A bass drum is the boss.
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
I have a trombone.