Instrument jokes
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
What鈥檚 the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
What鈥檚 worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
Why don鈥檛 violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wouldn't whistle, so I bought a steel whistle. But it still wouldn't whistle. So I bought a lead whistle, but it still wouldn't lead me to whistle.
A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum-tsssh!
Make like a drum and beat it!
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
You can tune a guitar, but you can鈥檛 tuna fish.
I bought a wooden whistle. I tried so hard, but it wouldn't whistle.
So I bought a steel one. It still wouldn't let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It still wouldn't lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes, so the wood would lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa.
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.