Instrument jokes
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?
You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
I have a trombone.
A bass drum is the boss.
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
