What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar? You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
A bass drum is the boss.
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
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