What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
Instrument Jokes
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
What was the guitar teacher arrested for? Stringing a minor.
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
