What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish 🐠 🐟
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
