Instrument jokes
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
That one stupid kid in class :
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
What was the guitar teacher arrested for? Stringing a minor.
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.